LMAO

I hopped out of the shower moments ago to get a razor out of the linen closet. When I couldn't find one I asked my mom to help me. She came in and could not find on either, so she pulled out my father's shaving kit and handed me a razor from it. I promptly replied, "But that's a BOY razor mom." Before she could respond, my father yells from the other room, "Don't worry. It'll close it's eyes." MLIA

Today I was at an H1N1 vaccination clinic getting the shot. As I was waiting the fifteen minutes there, I saw a group of people who had gotten the shot start twitching, making odd groaning noises and then walk out with their arms infront like they were zombies. I love this country. MLIA

Today, I was drinking a CapriSun. When I was done, I blew the pouch up and stepped on it. Immediately after, my brother ran into the room, threw a pillow at me and yelled "RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT" MLIA.

Today, I remembered talking about being what kindergarten was like with my friend. I said I remembered snack time. She said she remembered sitting around a table and pretending to be computer hackers with her friends. She was serious. I didn't even know what a computer hacker was in kindergarten. MLIA.
~ haha we pretended we were vampires, I had Twilight in my blood before it was even written....... and now the only reason I watch it is shirtless scenes with Taylor Lautner... sigh the irony
we made wish lists with vampire gear we would need to be real vampires. A cape, vampire shoes (yes, the shoes were always on the list), and of course fangs. I don't remember what else was on there.... maybe I should find it.

Today I woke up at 2am to my brother screaming at his laptop "I DON'T CARE IF THERE IS A VELOCIRAPTOR BEHIND YOU, FIND THE LOST TREASURE TINKERBELL". I should play computer games more often MLIA

Today, I asked my 9 year old sister what imperviousness meant. To my surprise, she answered correctly. I asked her how she knew and she said: "Impervio is the spell Hermione uses in Harry Potter to make his glasses waterproof!". MLIA

Today, my brother came out of his room for the first time in 7 hours with a puzzled expression on his face. He said he was playing a computer game when a message popped up saying "You have been playing this game for 7 hours, go for a run". I couldn't stop laughing. MLIA

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