update update...: I'd like to meet everyone thrice, life goals, hilarity, failure

my goal in life is to be funny.
Now, most people are going to tell me that that's a fucked up goal and start listing all the things that are wrong with it, but I'm convinced that it's great, so don't even start.
Sensibility doesn't seem a sensible option in view of the world we live in. Just saying...

Have you ever heard of the saying that you meet everyone twice in life?
Well, I was thinking about that and I've come to the conclusion that twice just doesn't cut it for me.
The first time you meet someone you're like WOW ! I'm meeting someone new! and you get so lost in that thought that you don't even get to know the person. The second time you're like WOW! I've met you before! And then you get lost in that thought as well and really you still haven't made any sort of meaningful connection.
And that is where my brilliant plan comes in! Why not meet everyone thrice in life? When you've met someone three times you're already of the initial awe and you can be like: Oh, I know that person - i've met them twice already. Let's actually have a meaningful conversation!

HaH! I have revolutionized life.

Failure. Yesterday when I massively failed at our performance of Creep (by Radiohead) at Shanna's birthday party, I felt like I'd completely lost all respect of all of human kind. But later on I had this thought: Of course you could be perfect all the time. But what would be the fun in that? There would be no ridges, no edges, no bruises to my personality. Perfect = BORING! and also hard to relate to.
Chaos = me. Perfection is not = to chaos.
see? Math saved the day once more

-Sui