dawn is broken :(

Have you heard of the Twilight Series?
I'm sure you have, if you haven't, I'd really like to know which planet you're living on. I need to move there.
The series is pretty much the latest teenage sensation. I could say it's America's Harry Potter in vampire form, but that would be an insult to Harry Potter , so I won't.
As you can probably tell, I'm not so fond of the books.
The thing is, if they weren't so popular I probably would only be half as aggravated by their success as I am now, but because everyone is raving on and on and on about how good the books supposedly are I'm not allowed a "twilight"-free moment, which definitely adds to the anger. I know angry people die earlier. But what can I do? Maybe I should sue the woman who wrote the series because she made me angry and thus decreased my lifetime.
But, frankly, I can't even remember her name, so why bother?
I'll just be doing yoga in my little emo corner right here, where it's safe and no "twilight" lovers can find me.
No, really, they're not bad books. But they're not particularly good books either.
And what's with the titles? Twilight, New Moon, Breaking Dawn???
Why does everything have to replaced and broken? Personally I like the moon we have right now very much like and I find it rude to even consider breaking dawn.
Show some respect for nature, ok?

-Sui

For anyone wondering, this is not a serious email. It's a joke. So don't stress...
Chillax, ok?

haha and yes, I do realize that this post is really dumb. Don't judge me please... can't come up with quality all the time :P

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